:root {
  color-scheme: light;
  --ink: #11100d;
  --ink-soft: #2c241f;
  --paper: #fff7df;
  --paper-bright: #fffdf0;
  --acid: #ffd60a;
  --red: #ef3830;
  --teal: #00b7b0;
  --deep-teal: #073b46;
  --pink: #f94faf;
  --blue: #2a53ff;
  --green: #30d66b;
  --shadow: 8px 8px 0 var(--ink);
  --small-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--ink);
  --border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  --radius: 8px;
  --font-display: Impact, Haettenschweiler, 'Arial Black', sans-serif;
  --font-condensed: 'Arial Narrow', 'Roboto Condensed', 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif;
  --font-body: Inter, ui-sans-serif, system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', sans-serif;
  --font-mono: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;
}

* {
  box-sizing: border-box;
}

html {
  scroll-behavior: smooth;
  background: var(--acid);
}

body {
  margin: 0;
  color: var(--ink);
  font-family: var(--font-body);
  font-size: 16px;
  line-height: 1.45;
  background:
    repeating-radial-gradient(circle at 18px 18px, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.08) 0 2px, transparent 2px 9px),
    linear-gradient(135deg, rgba(0, 183, 176, 0.5), transparent 35%),
    linear-gradient(315deg, rgba(239, 56, 48, 0.45), transparent 45%),
    var(--acid);
  min-height: 100vh;
  overflow-x: hidden;
}

body::before {
  position: fixed;
  inset: 0;
  z-index: -1;
  pointer-events: none;
  content: '';
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(88deg, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.18) 0 1px, transparent 1px 9px),
    repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.04) 0 1px, transparent 1px 7px);
  mix-blend-mode: multiply;
}

button,
a {
  color: inherit;
}

button {
  font: inherit;
}

button:focus-visible,
a:focus-visible,
[tabindex]:focus-visible {
  outline: 4px solid var(--blue);
  outline-offset: 4px;
}

.skip-link {
  position: fixed;
  top: 12px;
  left: 12px;
  z-index: 30;
  padding: 0.65rem 0.9rem;
  color: var(--paper-bright);
  background: var(--ink);
  transform: translateY(-140%);
}

.skip-link:focus {
  transform: translateY(0);
}

.icon {
  width: 1.15rem;
  height: 1.15rem;
  fill: none;
  stroke: currentColor;
  stroke-width: 3.5;
  stroke-linecap: round;
  stroke-linejoin: round;
  flex: 0 0 auto;
}

.site-header {
  position: sticky;
  top: 0;
  z-index: 20;
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 1rem;
  justify-content: space-between;
  padding: 0.75rem 1rem;
  background:
    linear-gradient(90deg, var(--paper-bright), #f3f0ff 45%, var(--acid));
  border-bottom: var(--border);
  box-shadow: 0 5px 0 rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.2);
}

.brand-lockup {
  display: inline-flex;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 0.55rem;
  color: var(--ink);
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 1.35rem;
  line-height: 1;
  text-decoration: none;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.mini-tooth {
  position: relative;
  display: inline-block;
  width: 1.35rem;
  height: 1.65rem;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 55% 55% 42% 42% / 48% 48% 65% 65%;
  transform: rotate(-8deg);
  box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 var(--red);
}

.site-nav {
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 0.25rem;
  max-width: 66vw;
  overflow-x: auto;
  scrollbar-width: none;
}

.site-nav::-webkit-scrollbar {
  display: none;
}

.site-nav a,
.icon-button,
.admin-open-button,
.submit-article-button,
.inline-edit-toggle,
.read-button,
.article-card-links a,
.drawer-links a,
.pick-links a,
.ad-link,
.ad-actions button,
.editor-controls button,
.locked-room button,
.tooth-footer button {
  display: inline-flex;
  min-height: 2.5rem;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  gap: 0.45rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 6px;
  color: var(--ink);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--ink);
  cursor: pointer;
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-size: 0.86rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  line-height: 1;
  text-decoration: none;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  transition: transform 160ms ease, box-shadow 160ms ease, background 160ms ease;
}

.site-nav a {
  padding: 0.58rem 0.72rem;
  white-space: nowrap;
}

.site-nav a:hover,
.icon-button:hover,
.admin-open-button:hover,
.submit-article-button:hover,
.inline-edit-toggle:hover,
.read-button:hover,
.article-card-links a:hover,
.drawer-links a:hover,
.pick-links a:hover,
.ad-link:hover,
.ad-actions button:hover,
.editor-controls button:hover,
.locked-room button:hover,
.tooth-footer button:hover {
  background: var(--acid);
  box-shadow: 1px 1px 0 var(--ink);
  transform: translate(2px, 2px) rotate(-1deg);
}

.chaos-toggle {
  padding: 0.45rem 0.6rem;
  background: var(--pink);
}

.admin-open-button {
  padding: 0.45rem 0.65rem;
  background: var(--green);
}

.submit-article-button {
  padding: 0.45rem 0.65rem;
  background: var(--teal);
}

.inline-edit-toggle {
  padding: 0.45rem 0.65rem;
  background: var(--acid);
}

.inline-edit-toggle.is-active {
  background: var(--blue);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
}

.inline-editable {
  position: relative;
  display: inline;
  min-width: 1.2rem;
  border-radius: 4px;
  box-decoration-break: clone;
  -webkit-box-decoration-break: clone;
  cursor: text;
}

.inline-editable[contenteditable='true'] {
  padding: 0.03em 0.13em;
  outline: 2px dashed rgba(42, 83, 255, 0.85);
  outline-offset: 3px;
  background: rgba(255, 253, 240, 0.72);
  color: inherit;
  text-shadow: none;
}

.inline-editable[contenteditable='true']:hover,
.inline-editable[contenteditable='true']:focus {
  outline-style: solid;
  background: var(--acid);
  color: var(--ink);
}

.about-section .inline-editable[contenteditable='true'] {
  outline-color: var(--pink);
}

main {
  isolation: isolate;
}

section {
  scroll-margin-top: 5.5rem;
}

.cover-section {
  min-height: calc(100vh - 4.25rem);
  padding: 0;
  background: var(--ink);
}

.cover-frame {
  position: relative;
  min-height: calc(100vh - 4.25rem);
  width: 100%;
  max-width: none;
  margin: 0;
  overflow: hidden;
  contain: paint;
  border: 0;
  border-radius: 0;
  box-shadow: none;
  background: var(--deep-teal);
}

.cover-background {
  position: absolute;
  inset: 0;
  width: 100%;
  height: 100%;
  object-fit: cover;
  object-position: center top;
}

.cover-frame::before {
  position: absolute;
  inset: 0;
  z-index: 1;
  content: '';
  background:
    linear-gradient(180deg, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.1), transparent 28%, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.28)),
    repeating-radial-gradient(circle at 70% 20%, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.18) 0 1px, transparent 1px 8px);
  pointer-events: none;
}

.cover-frame > *:not(.cover-background) {
  z-index: 2;
}

.cover-topline,
.masthead,
.tagline {
  position: relative;
}

.cover-topline {
  display: flex;
  width: min(95%, 1120px);
  align-items: start;
  justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 1rem;
  margin: 1rem auto 0;
  color: var(--paper-bright);
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-size: 0.86rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 0 var(--ink);
}

.cover-topline span {
  display: inline-flex;
  align-items: center;
  min-height: 2.15rem;
  padding: 0.3rem 0.55rem;
  border: 2px solid currentColor;
  background: rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.45);
}

.crown-doodle {
  position: absolute;
  top: 3rem;
  left: 4%;
  width: 6.4rem;
  height: 4.6rem;
  border: 4px solid var(--acid);
  border-bottom-width: 10px;
  transform: rotate(-14deg) skewX(-8deg);
  clip-path: polygon(0 80%, 12% 24%, 30% 58%, 50% 8%, 68% 58%, 88% 24%, 100% 80%, 100% 100%, 0 100%);
  filter: drop-shadow(4px 4px 0 var(--ink));
}

.masthead {
  width: min(92%, 1040px);
  margin: 0.5rem auto 0;
  color: var(--acid);
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 8.9rem;
  line-height: 0.82;
  letter-spacing: 0;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  text-shadow:
    6px 6px 0 var(--ink),
    10px 10px 0 rgba(239, 56, 48, 0.95);
  transform: rotate(-1deg);
}

.tagline {
  margin: 0.35rem auto 0;
  color: var(--paper-bright);
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-size: 1.55rem;
  font-style: italic;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--ink);
}

.cover-story {
  position: absolute;
  left: 50%;
  top: 41%;
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.45rem;
  width: 22rem;
  max-width: calc(100% - 2rem);
  padding: 1rem;
  border: var(--border);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
  cursor: pointer;
  transform: translateX(-50%) rotate(-2deg);
  transition: transform 180ms ease, box-shadow 180ms ease;
}

.cover-story:hover,
.cover-story:focus-visible {
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--ink);
  transform: translate(calc(-50% + 4px), 4px) rotate(1deg);
}

.cover-story-label,
.label {
  display: inline-flex;
  width: fit-content;
  align-items: center;
  min-height: 1.6rem;
  padding: 0.25rem 0.45rem;
  color: var(--paper-bright);
  background: var(--ink);
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-size: 0.76rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.cover-story strong {
  display: block;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 2.3rem;
  line-height: 0.9;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  overflow-wrap: anywhere;
}

.cover-story p {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-size: 0.95rem;
  font-weight: 700;
}

.cover-lines {
  position: absolute;
  top: 56%;
  left: 4%;
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.5rem;
  width: 18rem;
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0;
  list-style: none;
}

.cover-lines li {
  padding: 0.45rem 0.7rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--acid);
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--ink);
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-size: 1rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  line-height: 1.05;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  transform: rotate(-2deg);
}

.cover-lines li:nth-child(even) {
  background: var(--red);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
  transform: rotate(2deg);
}

.speech-bubble {
  position: absolute;
  left: var(--x);
  top: var(--y);
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  min-width: 5.5rem;
  min-height: 3.3rem;
  padding: 0.5rem 0.75rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: 50%;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
}

.speech-bubble::after {
  position: absolute;
  bottom: -0.45rem;
  left: 50%;
  width: 1rem;
  height: 1rem;
  border-right: var(--border);
  border-bottom: var(--border);
  background: inherit;
  content: '';
  transform: rotate(45deg);
}

.bubble-paper {
  animation: floaty 5s ease-in-out infinite;
}

.bubble-teal {
  background: var(--teal);
  animation: floaty 6s ease-in-out infinite reverse;
}

.bubble-yellow {
  background: var(--acid);
}

.bubble-pink {
  background: var(--pink);
}

.stamp {
  display: inline-flex;
  width: fit-content;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  min-height: 1.7rem;
  padding: 0.3rem 0.55rem;
  border: 3px solid currentColor;
  color: var(--red);
  background: rgba(255, 253, 240, 0.88);
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-size: 0.8rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  line-height: 1;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  transform: rotate(-7deg);
}

.stamp-main {
  position: absolute;
  right: 20%;
  bottom: 12%;
  color: var(--acid);
  background: var(--ink);
  animation: stampPulse 4s ease-in-out infinite;
}

.barcode-block {
  position: absolute;
  bottom: 1rem;
  left: 1rem;
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(5, 1fr);
  gap: 0.18rem;
  width: 13rem;
  padding: 0.55rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
}

.barcode-block span {
  height: 3.5rem;
  background: var(--ink);
}

.barcode-block span:nth-child(2),
.barcode-block span:nth-child(4) {
  width: 55%;
}

.barcode-block small {
  grid-column: 1 / -1;
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-size: 0.72rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.cover-hotspot {
  position: absolute;
  left: var(--x);
  top: var(--y);
  display: inline-flex;
  width: 3.35rem;
  height: 3.35rem;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 50%;
  color: var(--ink);
  background: var(--acid);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  cursor: pointer;
  transform: translate(-50%, -50%) rotate(-6deg);
  transition: transform 170ms ease, background 170ms ease;
}

.cover-hotspot .icon {
  width: 1.75rem;
  height: 1.75rem;
}

.cover-hotspot:hover {
  background: var(--pink);
  transform: translate(-50%, -50%) scale(1.1) rotate(6deg);
}

.hotspot-string {
  background: var(--teal);
}

.hotspot-mouth {
  background: var(--red);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
}

.hotspot-lock {
  background: var(--green);
}

.cover-section.is-chaos .masthead,
.cover-section.is-chaos .cover-lines li,
.cover-section.is-chaos .cover-hotspot {
  animation: jitter 700ms steps(2, end) infinite;
}

.magazine-band {
  position: relative;
  padding: 4.5rem 1.25rem;
  border-top: 5px solid var(--ink);
}

.magazine-band::before {
  position: absolute;
  inset: 0;
  z-index: -1;
  pointer-events: none;
  content: '';
}

.contents-section {
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(90deg, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.08) 0 1px, transparent 1px 12px),
    var(--paper);
}

.articles-section {
  background:
    repeating-radial-gradient(circle at 8px 8px, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.09) 0 1px, transparent 1px 11px),
    #f4fff9;
}

.submission-callout {
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 1rem;
  max-width: 1180px;
  margin: 0 auto 1.25rem;
  padding: 1rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
}

.submission-callout h3 {
  margin: 0.25rem 0;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 2.15rem;
  line-height: 0.95;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.submission-callout p {
  margin: 0;
  max-width: 48rem;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.ads-section {
  background:
    linear-gradient(90deg, rgba(249, 79, 175, 0.2), rgba(255, 214, 10, 0.3)),
    var(--paper-bright);
}

.staff-section {
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(-8deg, rgba(0, 183, 176, 0.12) 0 8px, transparent 8px 24px),
    #fff1f6;
}

.editor-section {
  background:
    radial-gradient(circle at 18% 22%, rgba(239, 56, 48, 0.35), transparent 18rem),
    repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.08) 0 1px, transparent 1px 11px),
    var(--deep-teal);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
}

.about-section {
  background:
    repeating-radial-gradient(circle at 6px 6px, rgba(42, 83, 255, 0.1) 0 1px, transparent 1px 12px),
    var(--acid);
}

.admin-section {
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(90deg, rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.12) 0 1px, transparent 1px 11px),
    radial-gradient(circle at 80% 12%, rgba(249, 79, 175, 0.35), transparent 20rem),
    var(--ink);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
}

.section-heading {
  display: flex;
  max-width: 1180px;
  align-items: end;
  justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 1rem;
  margin: 0 auto 1.75rem;
}

.section-heading h2 {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 5rem;
  line-height: 0.9;
  letter-spacing: 0;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  text-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--red);
}

.editor-section .section-heading h2 {
  text-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--ink);
}

.section-note {
  max-width: 24rem;
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-size: 0.95rem;
  font-weight: 700;
}

.torn-heading {
  align-items: center;
}

.issue-marker {
  display: inline-flex;
  min-height: 2.5rem;
  align-items: center;
  padding: 0.35rem 0.75rem;
  border: var(--border);
  background: var(--red);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  transform: rotate(-4deg);
}

.contents-board {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(12, 1fr);
  gap: 1rem;
  max-width: 1180px;
  margin: 0 auto;
}

.content-strip {
  position: relative;
  display: grid;
  min-height: 7.25rem;
  grid-column: span 6;
  grid-template-columns: auto 1fr auto;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 0.75rem;
  padding: 1rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: 0;
  color: var(--ink);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
  cursor: pointer;
  text-align: left;
  transition: transform 180ms ease, box-shadow 180ms ease;
}

.content-strip:nth-child(3n) {
  grid-column: span 5;
}

.content-strip:nth-child(4n) {
  grid-column: span 7;
}

.content-strip:hover {
  box-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--ink);
  transform: translate(5px, 5px) rotate(1deg);
}

.content-number {
  display: inline-flex;
  width: 3rem;
  height: 3rem;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--acid);
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 1.3rem;
}

.content-title {
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 1.75rem;
  line-height: 0.95;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.content-page {
  padding: 0.25rem 0.45rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--teal);
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 900;
}

.content-strip small {
  grid-column: 2 / -1;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.strip-2 {
  background: #ffe1ef;
  transform: rotate(1deg);
}

.strip-3 {
  background: #ddfff5;
  transform: rotate(-1deg);
}

.strip-4 {
  background: #fff26b;
}

.strip-5 {
  background: #e8edff;
  transform: rotate(1.5deg);
}

.article-grid,
.ad-grid {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(4, minmax(0, 1fr));
  gap: 1rem;
  max-width: 1180px;
  margin: 0 auto;
}

.paper-card,
.fake-ad,
.pick-detail,
.locked-room,
.editor-memo,
.editor-controls {
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
}

.article-card {
  position: relative;
  display: flex;
  min-height: 31rem;
  flex-direction: column;
  padding: 1rem;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  overflow: hidden;
}

.article-card::before {
  position: absolute;
  top: -1rem;
  right: 1rem;
  width: 5rem;
  height: 2rem;
  background: rgba(255, 214, 10, 0.72);
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  content: '';
  transform: rotate(8deg);
}

.article-card-top {
  position: relative;
  z-index: 1;
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 0.75rem;
}

.article-card-media,
.drawer-media,
.ad-media,
.pick-media {
  position: relative;
  margin: 0.85rem 0 0;
  overflow: hidden;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background:
    repeating-radial-gradient(circle at 10px 10px, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.12) 0 1px, transparent 1px 9px),
    var(--paper);
}

.article-card-media {
  aspect-ratio: 4 / 3;
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  transform: rotate(-1deg);
}

.article-card-media img,
.drawer-media img,
.ad-media img,
.pick-media img {
  display: block;
  width: 100%;
  height: 100%;
  object-fit: cover;
  object-position: var(--media-position, center);
}

.article-card-media figcaption,
.drawer-media figcaption,
.ad-media figcaption,
.pick-media figcaption {
  position: absolute;
  right: 0.4rem;
  bottom: 0.4rem;
  left: 0.4rem;
  padding: 0.35rem 0.45rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  color: var(--ink);
  background: rgba(255, 253, 240, 0.9);
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-size: 0.72rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  line-height: 1.05;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.ad-media,
.pick-media {
  aspect-ratio: 16 / 10;
  border-width: 3px;
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
}

.article-card-extra-media,
.drawer-extra-media,
.ad-extra-media,
.pick-extra-media {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.5rem;
  margin-top: 0.75rem;
}

.media-embed {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.35rem;
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0.55rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--paper);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
}

.media-embed figcaption {
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-size: 0.9rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.media-embed audio,
.media-embed video {
  width: 100%;
  max-height: 18rem;
}

.media-link {
  display: inline-flex;
  width: fit-content;
  max-width: 100%;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 0.45rem;
  padding: 0.45rem 0.6rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 6px;
  color: var(--ink);
  background: var(--teal);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-decoration: none;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.article-card h3 {
  margin: 1.1rem 0 0.7rem;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 2rem;
  line-height: 0.96;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.article-card p {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-size: 0.95rem;
  font-weight: 700;
}

.article-card-links,
.drawer-links,
.pick-links {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.45rem;
}

.article-card-links {
  margin-top: 0.8rem;
}

.article-card-links a,
.drawer-links a,
.pick-links a,
.ad-link {
  min-height: 2.2rem;
  padding: 0.45rem 0.55rem;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  font-size: 0.74rem;
  text-align: left;
}

.article-card-links a {
  width: fit-content;
  max-width: 100%;
  background: var(--green);
}

.small-stamp {
  font-size: 0.68rem;
}

.byline {
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 0.75rem;
  margin-top: auto;
  padding: 1rem 0;
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-size: 0.8rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.read-button {
  width: 100%;
  padding: 0.7rem 0.8rem;
  background: var(--teal);
}

.card-2 {
  background: #fff2a8;
  transform: rotate(1deg);
}

.card-3 {
  background: #ffd8e8;
  transform: rotate(-1deg);
}

.card-4 {
  background: #dff9ff;
}

.fake-ad {
  position: relative;
  display: flex;
  min-height: 27rem;
  flex-direction: column;
  gap: 0.9rem;
  padding: 1rem;
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(90deg, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.07) 0 1px, transparent 1px 8px),
    var(--paper);
  overflow: hidden;
}

.fake-ad h3 {
  max-width: 70%;
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 2.25rem;
  line-height: 0.9;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.fake-ad p {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.ad-yellow {
  background-color: #fff3ad;
}

.ad-teal {
  background-color: #c8fff6;
}

.ad-red {
  background-color: #ffd6cf;
}

.ad-pink {
  background-color: #ffe0f0;
}

.ad-starburst {
  position: absolute;
  top: 0.75rem;
  right: 0.75rem;
  display: flex;
  width: 6.2rem;
  min-height: 6.2rem;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  padding: 0.7rem;
  clip-path: polygon(50% 0, 62% 25%, 91% 12%, 78% 42%, 100% 50%, 78% 58%, 91% 88%, 62% 75%, 50% 100%, 38% 75%, 9% 88%, 22% 58%, 0 50%, 22% 42%, 9% 12%, 38% 25%);
  background: var(--red);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 0.95rem;
  line-height: 1;
  text-align: center;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.ad-product {
  position: relative;
  flex: 1;
  min-height: 9rem;
  border: 2px dashed var(--ink);
  background:
    repeating-radial-gradient(circle at 10px 10px, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.16) 0 1px, transparent 1px 8px),
    rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.45);
}

.ad-tooth {
  position: absolute;
  left: 50%;
  top: 50%;
  width: 5.5rem;
  height: 7rem;
  border: 4px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 52% 52% 38% 38% / 45% 45% 66% 66%;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: 5px 5px 0 var(--teal);
  transform: translate(-50%, -50%) rotate(-12deg);
}

.ad-tooth::before,
.ad-tooth::after {
  position: absolute;
  top: 2.2rem;
  width: 0.65rem;
  height: 0.65rem;
  border-radius: 50%;
  background: var(--ink);
  content: '';
}

.ad-tooth::before {
  left: 1.45rem;
}

.ad-tooth::after {
  right: 1.45rem;
}

.ad-string {
  position: absolute;
  left: 16%;
  right: 12%;
  top: 22%;
  height: 45%;
  border-top: 4px solid var(--red);
  border-right: 4px solid var(--red);
  border-radius: 50%;
  transform: rotate(18deg);
}

.ad-actions {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;
  gap: 0.5rem;
}

.ad-actions button {
  min-height: 2.8rem;
  padding: 0.45rem;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
}

.ad-link {
  width: fit-content;
  max-width: 100%;
  background: var(--acid);
}

.fake-ad.is-clipped {
  transform: rotate(-1deg);
}

.fake-ad.is-clipped::after {
  position: absolute;
  right: -0.8rem;
  bottom: 4.7rem;
  padding: 0.35rem 1rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--green);
  content: 'clipped';
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  text-transform: uppercase;
  transform: rotate(-18deg);
}

.fine-print {
  display: none;
  padding: 0.55rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: rgba(255, 253, 240, 0.75);
  font-size: 0.78rem;
}

.fine-print.is-visible {
  display: block;
}

.staff-wall {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 1.15fr 0.85fr;
  gap: 1rem;
  max-width: 1180px;
  margin: 0 auto;
}

.pick-list {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(2, minmax(0, 1fr));
  gap: 1rem;
}

.pick-note {
  display: grid;
  min-height: 12rem;
  align-content: start;
  gap: 0.45rem;
  padding: 1rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: 2px;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  cursor: pointer;
  text-align: left;
  transition: transform 180ms ease, background 180ms ease;
}

.pick-note:nth-child(2) {
  background: #d9fff7;
  transform: rotate(1deg);
}

.pick-note:nth-child(3) {
  background: #fff3a9;
  transform: rotate(-1deg);
}

.pick-note:nth-child(4) {
  background: #ffd9e9;
}

.pick-note:hover,
.pick-note.is-active {
  background: var(--acid);
  transform: translateY(-4px) rotate(1deg);
}

.pick-note span {
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-size: 0.85rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.pick-note strong {
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 1.75rem;
  line-height: 0.95;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.pick-note small {
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.pick-detail {
  position: sticky;
  top: 6rem;
  min-height: 25rem;
  align-self: start;
  padding: 1.25rem;
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, transparent 0 1.65rem, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.12) 1.7rem 1.8rem),
    var(--paper-bright);
}

.pick-detail h3 {
  margin: 1.5rem 0 1rem;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 3.5rem;
  line-height: 0.88;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.pick-detail p {
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.pick-links {
  margin: 1rem 0;
}

.pick-links a {
  width: fit-content;
  background: var(--green);
}

.editor-room {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr;
  gap: 1rem;
  max-width: 1180px;
  margin: 0 auto;
}

.string-board {
  position: relative;
  min-height: 31rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background:
    linear-gradient(90deg, rgba(255, 214, 10, 0.14), rgba(249, 79, 175, 0.14)),
    #152126;
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
  overflow: hidden;
}

.string-board::before,
.string-board::after {
  position: absolute;
  height: 4px;
  background: var(--red);
  content: '';
  transform-origin: left center;
}

.string-board::before {
  left: 17%;
  top: 32%;
  width: 65%;
  transform: rotate(20deg);
}

.string-board::after {
  left: 22%;
  top: 70%;
  width: 56%;
  transform: rotate(-28deg);
}

.pin {
  position: absolute;
  width: 1.4rem;
  height: 1.4rem;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 50%;
  background: var(--acid);
  box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 var(--ink);
}

.pin-a {
  left: 16%;
  top: 29%;
}

.pin-b {
  right: 17%;
  top: 50%;
}

.pin-c {
  left: 38%;
  bottom: 18%;
}

.clue {
  position: absolute;
  padding: 0.45rem 0.65rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  color: var(--ink);
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.clue-one {
  left: 11%;
  top: 18%;
  transform: rotate(-8deg);
}

.clue-two {
  right: 13%;
  top: 43%;
  transform: rotate(6deg);
}

.clue-three {
  left: 31%;
  bottom: 12%;
  transform: rotate(-3deg);
}

.editor-memo {
  padding: 1.25rem;
  color: var(--ink);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
}

.editor-memo h3 {
  margin: 0.8rem 0;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 3rem;
  line-height: 0.9;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.editor-memo p {
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.redaction {
  display: inline;
  min-height: 1.35rem;
  padding: 0.05rem 0.35rem;
  border: 0;
  color: transparent;
  background: var(--ink);
  box-shadow: none;
  cursor: pointer;
}

.redaction.is-open {
  color: var(--paper-bright);
  background: var(--red);
}

.editor-controls {
  grid-column: 2;
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.75rem;
  padding: 1rem;
  color: var(--ink);
  background: var(--acid);
}

.editor-controls button {
  min-height: 3.2rem;
  padding: 0.7rem;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
}

.editor-message {
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0.75rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.locked-room {
  display: grid;
  max-width: 720px;
  min-height: 20rem;
  place-items: center;
  gap: 0.8rem;
  margin: 0 auto;
  padding: 2rem;
  color: var(--ink);
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(-10deg, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.08) 0 10px, transparent 10px 22px),
    var(--paper-bright);
  text-align: center;
}

.lock-art .icon {
  width: 5rem;
  height: 5rem;
}

.locked-room h3 {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 3rem;
  line-height: 0.9;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.locked-room p {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.locked-room button {
  padding: 0.75rem 1rem;
  background: var(--green);
}

.about-layout {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 1fr 0.65fr;
  gap: 1rem;
  max-width: 1180px;
  margin: 0 auto;
}

.about-layout > div,
.about-layout blockquote,
.tooth-footer {
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
}

.about-layout > div {
  padding: 1.25rem;
}

.about-layout .section-heading {
  margin-bottom: 1rem;
}

.about-layout .section-heading h2 {
  font-size: 4rem;
}

.about-layout p {
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-size: 1rem;
  font-weight: 700;
}

.about-layout blockquote {
  margin: 0;
  padding: 1.25rem;
  background: var(--ink);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
  transform: rotate(1deg);
}

.about-layout blockquote p {
  margin: 0 0 1rem;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 3rem;
  line-height: 0.9;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.about-layout cite {
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-style: normal;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.tooth-footer {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: auto auto 1fr;
  gap: 1rem;
  align-items: center;
  max-width: 1180px;
  margin: 1rem auto 0;
  padding: 1rem;
}

.tooth-footer span {
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 2rem;
  line-height: 1;
}

.tooth-footer button {
  padding: 0.7rem 0.9rem;
  background: var(--pink);
}

.tooth-footer small {
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.admin-shell {
  max-width: 1180px;
  margin: 0 auto;
}

.admin-login-card {
  padding: 1.25rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
  color: var(--ink);
}

.admin-section .section-heading h2 {
  text-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--red);
}

.admin-login-form,
.admin-toolbar,
.admin-actions,
.admin-global-actions {
  display: flex;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  gap: 0.45rem;
  align-items: end;
}

.admin-login-form label,
.admin-editor-form label,
.admin-field {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.45rem;
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.admin-login-form input,
.admin-editor-form textarea,
.admin-field input,
.admin-field textarea,
.admin-field select,
.admin-row-edit textarea {
  width: 100%;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: 6px;
  color: var(--ink);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  font: 700 1rem/1.35 var(--font-mono);
}

.admin-login-form input {
  min-width: min(22rem, 82vw);
  min-height: 2.8rem;
  padding: 0.55rem 0.7rem;
}

.admin-login-form button,
.admin-toolbar button,
.admin-actions button,
.admin-global-actions button,
.admin-panel-heading button,
.admin-card-heading button,
.admin-field-label button,
.admin-row-edit button {
  display: inline-flex;
  min-height: 2.45rem;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  gap: 0.45rem;
  padding: 0.45rem 0.65rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 6px;
  background: var(--acid);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  cursor: pointer;
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-size: 0.86rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.admin-toolbar {
  margin: 0 0 1rem;
}

.admin-global-actions {
  margin: 0 0 1rem;
}

.admin-tabs {
  display: flex;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  gap: 0.45rem;
  margin: 0 0 1rem;
  padding: 0.55rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background: rgba(255, 253, 240, 0.72);
}

.admin-tabs button,
.admin-shortcuts button {
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 6px;
  color: var(--ink);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  cursor: pointer;
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.admin-tabs button {
  min-height: 2.45rem;
  padding: 0.45rem 0.72rem;
}

.admin-tabs button.is-active {
  background: var(--blue);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
}

.admin-dashboard {
  background:
    linear-gradient(135deg, rgba(48, 214, 107, 0.18), rgba(42, 83, 255, 0.12)),
    rgba(255, 253, 240, 0.98);
}

.admin-shortcuts {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(12rem, 1fr));
  gap: 0.75rem;
}

.admin-shortcuts button {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.35rem;
  min-height: 8rem;
  align-content: center;
  padding: 0.85rem;
  text-align: left;
}

.admin-shortcuts strong {
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 1.65rem;
  line-height: 0.95;
}

.admin-shortcuts span,
.admin-card-heading small,
.admin-empty {
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
  text-transform: none;
}

.admin-mayhem-console {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: auto minmax(0, 1fr);
  gap: 0.75rem;
  align-items: center;
  margin-top: 0.85rem;
  padding: 0.85rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(90deg, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.12) 0 2px, transparent 2px 12px),
    var(--pink);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
}

.admin-mayhem-console button {
  min-height: 3rem;
  padding: 0.55rem 0.8rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 6px;
  background: var(--acid);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  color: var(--ink);
  cursor: pointer;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 1.25rem;
  line-height: 0.95;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.admin-mayhem-console p {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 900;
}

.admin-global-actions button:nth-child(1) {
  background: var(--green);
}

.admin-global-actions button:nth-child(2) {
  background: var(--teal);
}

.admin-global-actions button:nth-child(3) {
  background: var(--red);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
}

.sync-badge {
  display: flex;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  gap: 0.45rem 0.75rem;
  align-items: center;
  margin: 0 0 1rem;
  padding: 0.7rem 0.85rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 6px;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  color: var(--ink);
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 900;
}

.sync-badge strong {
  padding: 0.2rem 0.45rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--green);
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.sync-badge small {
  flex-basis: 100%;
  font-size: 0.78rem;
}

.sync-saving strong {
  background: var(--acid);
}

.sync-local strong {
  background: var(--red);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
}

.admin-panel {
  margin-top: 0.75rem;
  padding: 0.75rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background: rgba(255, 253, 240, 0.96);
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
  color: var(--ink);
}

.admin-panel-heading,
.admin-card-heading {
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 0.55rem;
  margin-bottom: 0.55rem;
}

.admin-panel-heading h3,
.admin-panel-heading h4 {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  line-height: 0.95;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.admin-panel-heading h3 {
  font-size: 2.2rem;
}

.admin-panel-heading h4 {
  font-size: 1.55rem;
}

.admin-card-list {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.65rem;
}

.admin-card-list.compact {
  align-content: start;
}

.admin-edit-card {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.55rem;
  padding: 0.7rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 6px;
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, transparent 0 1.5rem, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.08) 1.55rem 1.65rem),
    var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
}

.admin-edit-card.thin {
  padding: 0.8rem;
}

.admin-card-heading {
  margin-bottom: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.admin-card-heading button,
.admin-field-label button,
.admin-row-edit button {
  min-height: 2.2rem;
  padding: 0.35rem 0.55rem;
  background: var(--red);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
}

.admin-field-label {
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 0.5rem;
}

.admin-field-label button {
  min-height: 1.85rem;
  padding: 0.25rem 0.45rem;
  font-size: 0.72rem;
}

.admin-card-heading span {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.15rem;
}

.admin-card-actions {
  display: flex;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  gap: 0.45rem;
  justify-content: end;
}

.admin-article-card summary {
  cursor: pointer;
  list-style: none;
}

.admin-article-card summary::-webkit-details-marker {
  display: none;
}

.admin-article-card:not([open]) {
  background:
    linear-gradient(90deg, rgba(255, 253, 240, 0.96), rgba(255, 214, 10, 0.16)),
    var(--paper-bright);
}

.submission-card p,
.admin-empty {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.submission-card a {
  overflow-wrap: anywhere;
}

.admin-form-grid {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(2, minmax(0, 1fr));
  gap: 0.5rem;
}

.admin-field-wide {
  grid-column: 1 / -1;
}

.admin-field input,
.admin-field select {
  min-height: 2.35rem;
  padding: 0.4rem 0.55rem;
}

.admin-field textarea,
.admin-row-edit textarea {
  min-height: 4.4rem;
  resize: vertical;
  padding: 0.65rem;
}

.admin-field input[type='range'] {
  padding: 0;
  border: 0;
  box-shadow: none;
  accent-color: var(--pink);
}

.admin-field input[type='file'] {
  min-height: auto;
  padding: 0.55rem;
  background: var(--acid);
  font-size: 0.86rem;
}

.admin-check {
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 0.55rem;
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.admin-check input {
  width: 1.3rem;
  height: 1.3rem;
  accent-color: var(--green);
}

.admin-mini-help {
  margin: 0 0 0.65rem;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 900;
}

.admin-cover-layout {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: minmax(18rem, 0.8fr) minmax(0, 1fr);
  gap: 0.75rem;
  align-items: start;
}

.admin-cover-preview {
  position: sticky;
  top: 6rem;
  overflow: hidden;
  contain: paint;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background: var(--ink);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  min-height: auto;
  aspect-ratio: 16 / 9;
  touch-action: none;
}

.admin-cover-preview .admin-preview-static {
  pointer-events: none;
  user-select: none;
}

.admin-cover-preview .cover-topline {
  width: 94%;
  margin-top: 0.65rem;
  font-size: clamp(0.36rem, 0.9vw, 0.72rem);
  gap: 0.35rem;
}

.admin-cover-preview .cover-topline span {
  min-height: 1.25rem;
  padding: 0.18rem 0.32rem;
  border-width: 1px;
}

.admin-cover-preview .crown-doodle {
  top: 2.2rem;
  width: clamp(2.4rem, 7vw, 4.6rem);
  height: clamp(1.8rem, 5vw, 3.4rem);
  border-width: 2px;
  border-bottom-width: 6px;
}

.admin-cover-preview .masthead {
  width: 92%;
  margin-top: 0.25rem;
  font-size: clamp(2.4rem, 10vw, 5.8rem);
  text-shadow:
    3px 3px 0 var(--ink),
    5px 5px 0 rgba(239, 56, 48, 0.95);
}

.admin-cover-preview .tagline {
  margin-top: 0.15rem;
  font-size: clamp(0.62rem, 1.55vw, 1rem);
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 0 var(--ink);
}

.admin-cover-preview .cover-story {
  top: 42%;
  gap: 0.22rem;
  width: min(16rem, 36%);
  padding: 0.45rem;
  border-width: 2px;
  box-shadow: 4px 4px 0 var(--ink);
}

.admin-cover-preview .cover-story-label {
  min-height: 1rem;
  padding: 0.12rem 0.28rem;
  font-size: clamp(0.36rem, 0.85vw, 0.58rem);
}

.admin-cover-preview .cover-story strong {
  font-size: clamp(0.9rem, 2.6vw, 1.55rem);
}

.admin-cover-preview .cover-story p {
  font-size: clamp(0.42rem, 0.95vw, 0.62rem);
}

.admin-cover-preview .cover-lines {
  top: 56%;
  gap: 0.22rem;
  width: min(12rem, 28%);
}

.admin-cover-preview .cover-lines li {
  padding: 0.22rem 0.35rem;
  border-width: 1px;
  box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 var(--ink);
  font-size: clamp(0.42rem, 1.08vw, 0.7rem);
}

.admin-cover-preview .stamp-main {
  right: 3%;
  bottom: 18%;
  font-size: clamp(0.52rem, 1.3vw, 0.82rem);
}

.admin-cover-preview .barcode-block {
  left: 3%;
  bottom: 4%;
  width: min(9rem, 22%);
  padding: 0.22rem;
}

.admin-cover-preview .barcode-block span {
  height: clamp(1.15rem, 4vw, 2.5rem);
}

.admin-cover-preview .barcode-block small {
  font-size: clamp(0.36rem, 0.8vw, 0.58rem);
}

.admin-move-bubble {
  position: absolute;
  left: var(--x);
  top: var(--y);
  display: inline-flex;
  min-width: 4.6rem;
  min-height: 2.35rem;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  padding: 0.35rem 0.6rem;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 50%;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  cursor: grab;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
  touch-action: none;
}

.admin-cover-preview .admin-move-bubble {
  min-width: clamp(3.2rem, 7vw, 4.8rem);
  min-height: clamp(1.8rem, 4vw, 2.8rem);
  padding: 0.25rem 0.45rem;
  font-size: clamp(0.55rem, 1.2vw, 0.86rem);
}

.admin-move-bubble::after {
  position: absolute;
  bottom: -0.35rem;
  left: 50%;
  width: 0.75rem;
  height: 0.75rem;
  border-right: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-bottom: 3px solid var(--ink);
  background: inherit;
  content: '';
  transform: translateX(-50%) rotate(45deg);
}

.admin-move-bubble:active {
  cursor: grabbing;
}

.admin-move-dot {
  position: absolute;
  left: var(--x);
  top: var(--y);
  display: inline-flex;
  width: 3rem;
  height: 3rem;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: center;
  border: 3px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 50%;
  background: var(--acid);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  cursor: grab;
  transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
  touch-action: none;
}

.admin-cover-preview .admin-move-dot {
  width: clamp(2.1rem, 4.8vw, 3rem);
  height: clamp(2.1rem, 4.8vw, 3rem);
}

.admin-move-dot:active {
  cursor: grabbing;
}

.admin-two-column {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(2, minmax(0, 1fr));
  gap: 1rem;
}

.admin-mini-panel {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.75rem;
  min-width: 0;
  padding: 0.85rem;
  border: 2px dashed var(--ink);
  background: rgba(255, 214, 10, 0.22);
}

.admin-wide-panel {
  grid-column: 1 / -1;
}

.admin-control-panel {
  background:
    linear-gradient(135deg, rgba(255, 61, 53, 0.12), rgba(0, 194, 203, 0.14)),
    rgba(255, 253, 240, 0.98);
}

.admin-cover-issue-panel {
  background:
    linear-gradient(135deg, rgba(255, 214, 10, 0.28), rgba(249, 79, 175, 0.16)),
    rgba(255, 253, 240, 0.98);
}

.admin-cover-issue-layout {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: minmax(15rem, 0.5fr) minmax(0, 1fr);
  gap: 0.85rem;
  align-items: stretch;
}

.admin-current-cover {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.55rem;
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0.7rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background: var(--ink);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
}

.admin-current-cover img {
  width: 100%;
  aspect-ratio: 4 / 5;
  object-fit: cover;
  border: 2px solid var(--paper-bright);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
}

.admin-current-cover figcaption {
  color: var(--paper-bright);
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-size: 0.86rem;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-align: center;
}

.cover-preset-grid {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: repeat(auto-fit, minmax(12rem, 1fr));
  gap: 0.75rem;
  margin-top: 0.85rem;
}

.cover-preset-card {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.55rem;
  padding: 0.65rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 6px;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
}

.cover-preset-card img {
  width: 100%;
  aspect-ratio: 4 / 3;
  object-fit: cover;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--paper);
}

.cover-preset-card strong {
  display: block;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 1.45rem;
  line-height: 0.95;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.cover-preset-card p {
  margin: 0.2rem 0 0;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-size: 0.86rem;
  font-weight: 700;
}

.cover-preset-card button {
  min-height: 2.4rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 6px;
  background: var(--teal);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  color: var(--ink);
  cursor: pointer;
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.admin-row-edit {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1fr) auto;
  gap: 0.6rem;
  align-items: start;
}

.admin-advanced {
  margin-top: 1rem;
  color: var(--ink);
}

.admin-advanced summary {
  width: fit-content;
  padding: 0.6rem 0.8rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  border-radius: 6px;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  cursor: pointer;
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.admin-toolbar button:nth-child(2n) {
  background: var(--teal);
}

.admin-toolbar button:nth-child(3n) {
  background: var(--pink);
}

.admin-toolbar button:nth-child(4n) {
  background: var(--green);
}

.admin-layout {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1fr) 22rem;
  gap: 1rem;
  align-items: start;
  min-width: 0;
}

.admin-editor-form {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.85rem;
  min-width: 0;
  width: 100%;
  padding: 1rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
  color: var(--ink);
}

.admin-editor-form textarea {
  min-height: 36rem;
  resize: vertical;
  padding: 0.85rem;
  white-space: pre;
  tab-size: 2;
}

.admin-guide {
  position: sticky;
  top: 6rem;
  min-width: 0;
  padding: 1rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, transparent 0 1.55rem, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.1) 1.6rem 1.7rem),
    var(--acid);
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
  color: var(--ink);
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.admin-guide ul {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.45rem;
  padding-left: 1.1rem;
}

.admin-guide code {
  display: inline-block;
  max-width: 100%;
  padding: 0.1rem 0.25rem;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  font-weight: 900;
  white-space: normal;
  overflow-wrap: anywhere;
}

.admin-message,
.admin-error,
.admin-hint {
  margin: 1rem 0 0;
  padding: 0.75rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--green);
  color: var(--ink);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 900;
}

.admin-error {
  background: var(--red);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
}

.admin-hint {
  background: var(--paper);
  font-size: 0.86rem;
}

.article-drawer,
.submission-drawer {
  position: fixed;
  top: 0;
  right: 0;
  z-index: 50;
  width: min(42rem, 100vw);
  height: 100vh;
  overflow-y: auto;
  padding: 1.25rem;
  border-left: 5px solid var(--ink);
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, transparent 0 1.7rem, rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.08) 1.75rem 1.85rem),
    var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: -10px 0 0 var(--red);
  animation: drawerIn 220ms ease-out;
}

.drawer-close {
  position: sticky;
  top: 0;
  z-index: 1;
  float: right;
  width: 2.8rem;
  height: 2.8rem;
  background: var(--red);
  color: var(--paper-bright);
}

.article-drawer h2,
.submission-drawer h2 {
  margin: 1.5rem 0 0.75rem;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 4.2rem;
  line-height: 0.86;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.submission-form {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.75rem;
}

.submission-form label {
  display: grid;
  gap: 0.35rem;
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.submission-form input,
.submission-form textarea {
  width: 100%;
  padding: 0.6rem 0.7rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: 6px;
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  color: var(--ink);
  font: 700 1rem/1.35 var(--font-mono);
}

.submission-form textarea {
  min-height: 8rem;
  resize: vertical;
}

.drawer-deck {
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-size: 1.1rem;
  font-weight: 900;
}

.drawer-media {
  aspect-ratio: 16 / 10;
  margin: 1rem 0;
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
}

.article-drawer blockquote {
  margin: 1rem 0;
  padding: 1rem;
  border: var(--border);
  background: var(--acid);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 1.65rem;
  line-height: 1;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.article-drawer p {
  font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;
  font-size: 1.08rem;
}

.drawer-links {
  margin-top: 1.25rem;
  padding: 1rem;
  border: 2px dashed var(--ink);
  background: rgba(255, 214, 10, 0.28);
}

.drawer-links a {
  width: fit-content;
  background: var(--teal);
}

.drawer-footer {
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  justify-content: space-between;
  gap: 1rem;
  margin-top: 1.5rem;
  padding-top: 1rem;
  border-top: 3px solid var(--ink);
  font-family: var(--font-condensed);
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.drawer-footer button {
  min-height: 2.55rem;
  padding: 0.55rem 0.8rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--teal);
  box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  cursor: pointer;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.drawer-scrim {
  position: fixed;
  inset: 0;
  z-index: 40;
  background: rgba(17, 16, 13, 0.45);
}

.note-pop {
  position: fixed;
  right: 1.2rem;
  bottom: 1.2rem;
  z-index: 60;
  width: min(26rem, calc(100vw - 2rem));
  padding: 1rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background: var(--paper-bright);
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
  animation: noteIn 220ms ease-out;
}

.note-close {
  position: absolute;
  top: 0.6rem;
  right: 0.6rem;
  width: 2.3rem;
  height: 2.3rem;
  background: var(--acid);
}

.note-pop h2 {
  max-width: calc(100% - 3rem);
  margin: 0.75rem 0 0.4rem;
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: 2.2rem;
  line-height: 0.95;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.note-pop p {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: var(--font-mono);
  font-weight: 700;
}

.fun-burst {
  position: fixed;
  inset: 0;
  z-index: 80;
  pointer-events: none;
  overflow: hidden;
}

.fun-burst strong {
  position: absolute;
  left: 50%;
  top: 18%;
  padding: 0.5rem 0.8rem;
  border: var(--border);
  border-radius: var(--radius);
  background: var(--acid);
  box-shadow: var(--shadow);
  color: var(--ink);
  font-family: var(--font-display);
  font-size: clamp(2.5rem, 8vw, 7rem);
  line-height: 0.9;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  transform: translateX(-50%) rotate(-3deg);
  animation: burstWord 1100ms cubic-bezier(0.2, 0.9, 0.2, 1) forwards;
}

.fun-bit {
  position: absolute;
  left: var(--x);
  top: -1rem;
  width: 0.65rem;
  height: 2.2rem;
  border: 2px solid var(--ink);
  background: var(--acid);
  box-shadow: 2px 2px 0 var(--ink);
  animation: funFall 1350ms ease-in forwards;
  animation-delay: var(--delay);
  transform: rotate(var(--spin));
}

.bit-teal {
  background: var(--teal);
}

.bit-pink {
  background: var(--pink);
}

.bit-red {
  background: var(--red);
}

.bit-green {
  background: var(--green);
}

@keyframes floaty {
  0%,
  100% {
    transform: translateY(0) rotate(-2deg);
  }
  50% {
    transform: translateY(-10px) rotate(2deg);
  }
}

@keyframes stampPulse {
  0%,
  100% {
    transform: rotate(-7deg) scale(1);
  }
  50% {
    transform: rotate(-3deg) scale(1.05);
  }
}

@keyframes jitter {
  0%,
  100% {
    transform: translate(0, 0) rotate(-1deg);
  }
  25% {
    transform: translate(2px, -1px) rotate(1deg);
  }
  50% {
    transform: translate(-1px, 2px) rotate(-2deg);
  }
  75% {
    transform: translate(1px, 1px) rotate(2deg);
  }
}

@keyframes drawerIn {
  from {
    transform: translateX(100%);
  }
  to {
    transform: translateX(0);
  }
}

@keyframes noteIn {
  from {
    transform: translateY(24px) rotate(2deg);
    opacity: 0;
  }
  to {
    transform: translateY(0) rotate(0);
    opacity: 1;
  }
}

@keyframes burstWord {
  0% {
    opacity: 0;
    transform: translateX(-50%) scale(0.2) rotate(-18deg);
  }
  18% {
    opacity: 1;
    transform: translateX(-50%) scale(1.08) rotate(4deg);
  }
  70% {
    opacity: 1;
    transform: translateX(-50%) scale(1) rotate(-3deg);
  }
  100% {
    opacity: 0;
    transform: translateX(-50%) translateY(-2rem) scale(0.92) rotate(5deg);
  }
}

@keyframes funFall {
  0% {
    opacity: 0;
    transform: translateY(-1rem) rotate(var(--spin));
  }
  12% {
    opacity: 1;
  }
  100% {
    opacity: 0;
    transform: translateY(105vh) rotate(calc(var(--spin) + 390deg));
  }
}

@media (max-width: 980px) {
  .site-header {
    align-items: stretch;
    flex-wrap: wrap;
  }

  .site-nav {
    order: 3;
    width: 100%;
    max-width: none;
  }

  .cover-frame {
    min-height: calc(100vh - 6.5rem);
  }

  .masthead {
    font-size: 5.7rem;
  }

  .tagline {
    font-size: 1.2rem;
  }

  .cover-story {
    top: 45%;
    width: 19rem;
  }

  .cover-story strong {
    font-size: 1.9rem;
  }

  .cover-lines {
    top: 63%;
    left: 1rem;
    width: min(18rem, calc(100% - 2rem));
  }

  .section-heading {
    display: grid;
    align-items: start;
  }

  .section-heading h2 {
    font-size: 3.6rem;
  }

  .contents-board,
  .article-grid,
  .ad-grid,
  .staff-wall,
  .editor-room,
  .about-layout,
  .admin-layout,
  .admin-cover-issue-layout,
  .admin-cover-layout,
  .admin-two-column,
  .admin-shortcuts {
    grid-template-columns: 1fr;
  }

  .submission-callout {
    align-items: stretch;
    display: grid;
  }

  .content-strip,
  .content-strip:nth-child(3n),
  .content-strip:nth-child(4n) {
    grid-column: span 1;
  }

  .article-grid,
  .ad-grid {
    max-width: 34rem;
  }

  .pick-detail {
    position: static;
  }

  .admin-guide,
  .admin-cover-preview {
    position: static;
  }

  .admin-shell,
  .admin-editor-form,
  .admin-guide,
  .admin-panel,
  .admin-edit-card {
    max-width: 100%;
  }

  .editor-controls {
    grid-column: auto;
  }

  .tooth-footer {
    grid-template-columns: 1fr;
  }
}

@media (max-width: 620px) {
  body {
    font-size: 15px;
  }

  .site-header {
    padding: 0.6rem;
  }

  .brand-lockup {
    font-size: 1.1rem;
  }

  .site-nav a {
    padding: 0.55rem 0.6rem;
    font-size: 0.78rem;
  }

  .chaos-toggle span {
    display: none;
  }

  .admin-open-button span,
  .submit-article-button span,
  .inline-edit-toggle span {
    display: none;
  }

  .cover-section {
    min-height: calc(100vh - 6.5rem);
    padding: 0;
  }

  .cover-frame {
    min-height: calc(100vh - 6.5rem);
    box-shadow: none;
  }

  .cover-topline {
    flex-wrap: wrap;
    justify-content: center;
    font-size: 0.72rem;
  }

  .cover-topline span {
    min-height: 1.8rem;
  }

  .crown-doodle {
    top: 6.5rem;
    left: 0.6rem;
    width: 4.2rem;
    height: 3.2rem;
  }

  .masthead {
    margin-top: 1rem;
    font-size: 3.45rem;
    text-shadow:
      4px 4px 0 var(--ink),
      6px 6px 0 rgba(239, 56, 48, 0.95);
  }

  .tagline {
    padding: 0 1rem;
    font-size: 1rem;
  }

  .cover-story {
    top: 38%;
    width: calc(100% - 2rem);
    padding: 0.72rem;
  }

  .cover-story strong {
    font-size: 1.38rem;
    line-height: 0.95;
  }

  .cover-story p {
    font-size: 0.76rem;
    line-height: 1.22;
  }

  .cover-lines {
    top: 59%;
    gap: 0.38rem;
  }

  .cover-lines li {
    padding: 0.36rem 0.55rem;
    font-size: 0.78rem;
  }

  .speech-bubble {
    min-width: 4.8rem;
    min-height: 2.8rem;
    font-size: 0.75rem;
  }

  .stamp-main {
    right: 0.8rem;
    bottom: 13%;
  }

  .barcode-block {
    width: 10rem;
    padding: 0.4rem;
  }

  .barcode-block span {
    height: 2.5rem;
  }

  .cover-hotspot {
    width: 2.75rem;
    height: 2.75rem;
  }

  .cover-hotspot .icon {
    width: 1.35rem;
    height: 1.35rem;
  }

  .cover-hotspot.hotspot-tooth {
    --x: 80% !important;
    --y: 37% !important;
  }

  .magazine-band {
    padding: 3rem 0.75rem;
  }

  .section-heading h2 {
    font-size: 2.9rem;
  }

  .content-strip {
    grid-template-columns: auto 1fr;
    min-height: 7rem;
    padding: 0.75rem;
    box-shadow: var(--small-shadow);
  }

  .content-title {
    font-size: 1.35rem;
  }

  .content-page {
    grid-column: 1;
  }

  .content-strip small {
    grid-column: 2;
  }

  .article-card,
  .fake-ad {
    min-height: auto;
  }

  .article-card h3,
  .fake-ad h3 {
    font-size: 1.72rem;
  }

  .ad-actions,
  .pick-list,
  .admin-actions {
    grid-template-columns: 1fr;
  }

  .admin-toolbar,
  .admin-actions,
  .admin-login-form,
  .admin-global-actions,
  .admin-mayhem-console,
  .admin-form-grid,
  .admin-row-edit {
    display: grid;
    grid-template-columns: 1fr;
  }

  .admin-panel-heading,
  .admin-card-heading {
    align-items: start;
    display: grid;
  }

  .admin-panel-heading h3 {
    font-size: 2.1rem;
  }

  .admin-editor-form textarea {
    min-height: 28rem;
    font-size: 0.84rem;
    white-space: pre-wrap;
    overflow-wrap: anywhere;
  }

  .pick-note {
    min-height: 9rem;
  }

  .pick-detail h3 {
    font-size: 2.5rem;
  }

  .string-board {
    min-height: 20rem;
  }

  .editor-memo h3,
  .locked-room h3,
  .about-layout blockquote p {
    font-size: 2.25rem;
  }

  .about-layout .section-heading h2 {
    font-size: 2.75rem;
  }

  .article-drawer,
  .submission-drawer {
    width: 100vw;
    box-shadow: none;
  }

  .article-drawer h2,
  .submission-drawer h2 {
    font-size: 2.6rem;
  }

  .drawer-footer {
    display: grid;
  }

  .note-pop {
    right: 0.6rem;
    bottom: 0.6rem;
  }
}

@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  *,
  *::before,
  *::after {
    animation-duration: 0.001ms !important;
    animation-iteration-count: 1 !important;
    scroll-behavior: auto !important;
    transition-duration: 0.001ms !important;
  }
}